30 People With Better Names Than Yours! [Details]

Rucuss staffNovember 7, 2013

As the years continues to pass by, so are common names like John and Mary.

It’s becoming more common for parents to create or choose unusual names for their children. Celebrities Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are amongst a large group of stars that have followed the trend.

Paltrow named her daughter, Apple, while Beyonce named her daughter, Blue. BuzzFeed.com put together a list of some of the most unusual names to date. Check it out below.

Some people, like Lord Brain, have the perfect career, given their name:

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Like Dyl Pickle here, who works at a Burger King:

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Sue Yoo, who works as a lawyer:

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This one is probably an error, but Matthew Correspondent is a great name for a news correspondent:

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Dr. Rollo-Koster, on the other hand, missed her calling. She should get into the amusement park business:

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Chris P. Bacon should obviously be a chef:

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And Mr. Perv should be doing anything but teaching children:
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It's got to be tough being a high school teacher with a name like Mr. Sackrider:

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The only thing worse is an elementary school teacher named Mr. Butt:

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You've got to admire parents who come up with names like this:

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Oops. Never mind:

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Interesting name! Is it Polish?

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The weirdest part is that he's actually Jewish:

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Classic!
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Yeah she does:

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One thing is for sure. Let's all agree...

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...to stop...

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...naming our kids...

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...after male...

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(Except you, Dick Thrasher. You're cool.)

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